
“Resolution number one: obviously, will lose twenty pounds. Number two: will find nice sensible boyfriend and not continue to form romantic attachments to alcoholics, workaholics, peeping-toms, megalomaniacs, emotional fuckwits or perverts.”- Bridget Jones; played by Renée Zellweger

fictional characters I love significantly more than 98% of the people I know in real life: liz lemon
The word “lovers” bums her out unless it’s between “meat” and “pizza” and I just find that very endearing.

Lemon, don’t ever say you’re just you. Because you are better than you. And l am not going to let you give up. This is going to be our year. Now give me the ham.