At last the Duke of Beloeil ordered the trumpet be sounded, and a proclamation be made that whoever could discover how his daughters wore out their shoes should choose one of them for his wife. (x)
—I probably shouldn’t tell you this.
—Kay-Kay, those are my six favorite words in the English language.
RULES OF CIVILITY — On the last night of 1937, twenty-five-year-old Katey Kontent is in a second-rate Greenwich Village jazz bar when Tinker Grey, a handsome banker, happens to sit down at the neighboring table. (x)
the problem is all inside your head she said to me
the answer is easy if you take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle to be free
there must be fifty ways to leave your lover
THE TWELVE DANCING PRINCESSES.
There was a king who had twelve beautiful daughters. They slept in twelve beds all in one room and when they went to bed, the doors were shut and locked up. However, every morning their shoes were found to be quite worn through as if they had been danced in all night. Nobody could find out how it happened, or where the princesses had been. (x)
N(EVER). a mac/will fanmix for bwhish. (he forgets, but then he remembers. the cliche’s are exactly that.)
i. every little hair knows your name — jens lekman | ii. do you remember? — ane brun | iii. cigarettes — russian red | iv. we are never getting back together — the vaccines | v. a certain light — josh ritter | vi. ways to love — jason webley
It’s going to be a long uphill battle. You are going to be super-annoyed with all the people who want you to fail. There is a sea of red tape, endless road blocks. So, yeah, I don’t know. I don’t know.
parks and recreation scandal au.
mark brendanawicz is a fixer in dc whose history with president knope threatens the nation! plus ron swanson as leslie’s chief of staff.